This could be a vocational hazard, but whenever I hear statements that are an affront to the fundamental laws of logic, it tends to cause in me, a similar feeling to that produced by someone running their fingernails over a blackboard.
I began collecting self-defeating statements in December of 2010 as part of my junk-drawer. This list will be updated whenever a new self-defeating statement happens along.
2011-10-03: "Governance should not be based on idealism"
For some, this would be an ideal way to govern. (i.e., this is an expression of an ideal.)
2011-07-20: "There are no absolutes !"
One of the best known expressions of an absolute. Not sure why it took so long to get it on the list.
2011-06-12: "I am not convinced that it [consciousness] exists."
2010-12-15: No-Labels Group
Yeah, that's right! There's a new group in town. What label have they chosen
for their new group dedicated to RATIONAL dealings? Why, "No Labels," of course.
2010-11-05: "Mean people suck"
Often seen on bumper stickers on Volvos. A mean thing to say.
2010-11-05 "I'd rather have a mind opened by wonder than closed by belief."
A closed minded belief. It insists that you "believe" as the person making the statement "believes," that belief is not compatible with open minded wonder.
The greatest man in history, named Jesus,
had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they... crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
Began at 50: my first time reading the Bible straight through
I have always "read around" in the Bible, reading individual books, or a sub-set of books. I've read many books many times, but could not tell you with any confidence that I have read every book.
A while ago I started reading it from front to back, starting at Genesis 1. It is interesting how you get an entirely different perspective when you read it this way. The way the stories unfold, first flying over, then getting closer in and revealing more detail. It is incredibly beautiful how all the books fit together into a bigger whole. That aspect of it was a complete surprise to me.
It has been slow going, just a few chapters a week. I am now at Isaiah. I've always loved this book, but wow! what an amazing book when read as part of the sequence of the entire Jewish Testament narrative. I'm closing in on the NT books, and though I have read them many times over, I'm wondering if their message will have the same newness of perspective that Isaiah now has.
If you're like me, and you have never read the books of the bible straight through from the beginning, I HIGHLY recommend it. It can be difficult at times (the genealogy records, and the engineering descriptions of the temple, for example), but it is worth the effort. It is very different from reading a book, or a sub-set of books from within the whole. For me, the best way to deal with those many times my attention starts to wonder, is to simply put it down, and come back to it later when I'm ready to be fully engaged (hence, the slow going).
For those who, like me, have not yet done this; when you're ready to do it you will, and you will not be disappointed.